zeldathemes
dylanthedestr0yer is

➳22
➳Taken
➳Fond of male pronouns (his/him/he)
➳Genderfucked
➳Pansexual homoromantic
➳Mentally ill
➳Sex positive, Body positive
➳Equalist, Feminist ally
➳Eager to learn
➳Kind of an asshole
➳Probably stoned right now

beingruth:

potterheadfrom221bgotthetardis:

#periods

Periods.

  #27th    #July    #2014    #July 27th 2014    #something clever about queues  

too horny to handle real life

  #14th    #September    #2014    #September 14th 2014  
brawling:

your kiss the color of a constellation falling into place

brawling:

your kiss the color of a constellation falling into place

  #you  

dion-thesocialist:

Welcome to my twisted mind. Behold this picture of a white woman smoking. Lay witness to some pastel flowers. So fucking twisted.

  #14th    #September    #2014    #September 14th 2014  

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

  #14th    #September    #2014    #September 14th 2014  
  #14th    #September    #2014    #September 14th 2014  
  #yes    #you  

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

  #27th    #July    #2014    #July 27th 2014    #something clever about queues  
  #27th    #July    #2014    #July 27th 2014    #something clever about queues  
yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

  #27th    #July    #2014    #July 27th 2014    #something clever about queues  

eatingisfab:

"Are you kidding me?"
“No, im adulting you”

  #27th    #July    #2014    #July 27th 2014    #something clever about queues  
funnywildlife:

Long-haired abyssinians - Somali cats

funnywildlife:

Long-haired abyssinians - Somali cats

  #13th    #September    #2014    #September 13th 2014  

Amy Winehouse

  #13th    #September    #2014    #September 13th 2014  

The good parts about being home alone all day when Chris is at work: 

The bad parts about being home alone all day when Chris is at work:

  #13th    #September    #2014    #September 13th 2014  

socialjusticekoolaid:

CNN has obtained a video, taken shortly after Michael Brown was shot, that shows a contractor who had been working near the shooting site describing the incident in a manner that matches other eyewitness testimony—raising his arms and shouting “man, he was going like this,” as if to suggest that Brown had adopted a posture of surrender before he died.

Two contractors are shown in the video, and both have spoken to CNN; one also spoke previously to the St. Louis Post-Dispatch and one to Fox affiliate KTVI. The individual who is shouting and raising his arms in in the video told CNN that “the cop didn’t say get on the ground. He just kept shooting.” The other said that he saw officer Darren Wilson “chasing” Brown, that Wilson fired a shot at Brown while Brown’s back was turned, and that Brown raised his hands before he died, though it’s not clear at what point the witness saw Brown’s hands raised. (For what it’s worth, it seems like the worker who spoke to KTVI is the one wearing a pink shirt in the video and that the worker who spoke to the Post-Dispatch is wearing a green shirt.)

The CNN account notes that the workers are not from Ferguson and did not know the Brown family—a detail that could increase their perceived objectivity vis a vis witnesses from Brown’s neighborhood.

33 Days since Mike Brown’s murder, and his killer, Darren Wilson, is still a free man. How much more evidence is needed to make a fucking arrest?!  #farfromover #staywoke #ArrestDarrenWilson 

  #13th    #September    #2014    #September 13th 2014