zeldathemes
dylanthedestr0yer is

➳22
➳Taken
➳Fond of male pronouns (his/him/he)
➳Genderfucked
➳Pansexual homoromantic
➳Mentally ill
➳Sex positive, Body positive
➳Equalist, Feminist ally
➳Eager to learn
➳Kind of an asshole
➳Probably stoned right now

dramatlcalmurder:

so i went into the other french class to drop off some things for the professor

and they were learning about compraritives and superlatives and the prof was like

“how do you say ‘i am better than you’?”

some kid in the back yelled “je suis beyoncé” and i lost my shit so hard

doctapuella:

thirstyfollowing:

when you see a hot person

  #about me  
avantgarterbelt:

My mom kept everything she’s found in the washing machine the past ten years and made it into an art piece. It’s basically an awesome portrait of what it’s like for two girls growing up in the late 90s/early 2000s.

avantgarterbelt:

My mom kept everything she’s found in the washing machine the past ten years and made it into an art piece. It’s basically an awesome portrait of what it’s like for two girls growing up in the late 90s/early 2000s.

supernovaqirl:

anything over $10 is expensive

tmi time

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this didn’t happen in the books
ancient proverb (via welcometothemasturbatory)

colonelhathi:

  • japan ≠ korea ≠ china
  • pakistan is not in the middle east
  • most muslims aren’t arabs
  • geishas are not prostitutes
  • mexico is a very small part of latin america
  • there are 54 countries in africa
  • china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey
  • singapore is not part of china
  • most singaporeans speak english as their first language, please don’t ask, “why is your English so good”
autostralianchristmas:

For the past six months since our house flooded, my friends have been taking care of my gecko. They just texted this to me.

autostralianchristmas:

For the past six months since our house flooded, my friends have been taking care of my gecko. They just texted this to me.

outfallboy:

maybe instead of complaining “not all men are like that”

you should be saying “too many men are like that”

because when you say not all men are like that what you’re telling us is that you care more about your feelings than you do about our safety 

and that’s some shit right there

contraception:

straight people talk about their ‘opinion’ on gay rights as if queer people’s status as human beings is questionable