zeldathemes
dylanthedestr0yer is

➳22
➳Taken
➳Fond of male pronouns (his/him/he)
➳Genderfucked
➳Pansexual homoromantic
➳Mentally ill
➳Sex positive, Body positive
➳Equalist, Feminist ally
➳Eager to learn
➳Kind of an asshole
➳Probably stoned right now

ozu-teapot:

Pulp Fiction - Quentin Tarantino - 1994

blurredbynes:

arent parents supposed to not make you feel like shit 

  #30th    #July    #2014    #July 30th 2014  
But jesus fuck I’d swallow poison if it tasted like you.
(via extrasad)

straaya:

I’m just a needy piece of shit that needs constant reassurance that I’m wanted

  #about me  

raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

  #29th    #July    #2014    #July 29th 2014  

weteevee:

weteevee:

fappuclno:

weteevee:

things i’ll do for my friends if they ask politely:

  • give car rides
  • cook for
  • oral sex
  • help with homework

wait what was that middle one?

cook for?

i’ve literally gotten hundreds of messages asking me for oral sex

mauridianhallow:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parents who care

  #29th    #July    #2014    #July 29th 2014  

gottalovelesbians:

I’m sore…I need a massage

between my legs

with your tongue

koolaidicecubes:

I can’t finish this slice of pizza do you want the re-
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It’s finally July 29th. It has been 365 days since we went on our first date. 365 days of drama, of laughter, of late nights and early mornings, of old stories and new memories. 365 days of smiling until my face hurts, of hugs like vice grips, of singing beneath the stars. A year. I can’t believe it’s been a year, when it feels like just yesterday you walked into a crowded room, smiled at me, and made me feel like the sun was shining just for me. And yet there’s no one on this Earth who knows me as well as you do. We made it a year, and now I can’t wait to see what the next 50 or more have in store for us. No matter what life throws at me, I know I can handle it as long as you’re by my side, and I will be here for you just the same for as long as you will have me. I love you, sweetheart.

It’s finally July 29th. It has been 365 days since we went on our first date. 365 days of drama, of laughter, of late nights and early mornings, of old stories and new memories. 365 days of smiling until my face hurts, of hugs like vice grips, of singing beneath the stars. A year. 
I can’t believe it’s been a year, when it feels like just yesterday you walked into a crowded room, smiled at me, and made me feel like the sun was shining just for me. And yet there’s no one on this Earth who knows me as well as you do. We made it a year, and now I can’t wait to see what the next 50 or more have in store for us. No matter what life throws at me, I know I can handle it as long as you’re by my side, and I will be here for you just the same for as long as you will have me. I love you, sweetheart.

  #anniversary    #first anniversary    #you    #carolinaborn    #love    #gay    #queer    #queer couple    #lgbt couple    #trans couple    #mixed race couple    #mixed couple    #interracial couple    #us    #me    #personal    #important    #emotions    #emotions and stuff    #idfk    #tags    #tags everywhere  
23, 45, 1, 9!

carolinaborn:

23. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in?

Spanish most definitely. Maybe French as well

45. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning>

I’m fairly certain I don’t dream anymore. The last dream I remember vividly was from when I was 7

1. What’s your favorite candle scent?

Anything vanilla

9. How many countries have you been to?

Just this one unfortunately

I didn’t look I just picked numbers and I’m super disappointed that I knew all these answers

except the candle scent one except I probably could have guessed

lol

waiting for my parents to come home like they’re gonna turn around and drive me home

ugh

i wish

but I know it’ll never happen

i hate them sometimes

evilfeminist:

 I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men